1 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,760 The peaceful moment. 2 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,360 It doesn't really exist. 3 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,440 By the time I finish this sentence... 4 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:59,160 about seven people around the world will make a huge mistake. 5 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,800 They call them the Darwin Awards. 6 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,320 In the late '70s, they started giving out an award each year... 7 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:19,040 for the person who died in the most idiotic way. 8 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,080 The idea being, these people's actions are so moronic... 9 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:26,840 they're actually improving the gene pool by removing themselves from it. 10 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,960 For instance, Trip Hansen, an ad executive... 11 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,440 was showing off his new penthouse office. 12 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:36,440 Oh, man. Instant fuck pad. 13 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,360 You lucky bastard. 14 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,960 That glass? Four-ply. 15 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,880 - Bulletproof. - Bullshit. 16 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,600 All right. 17 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,160 What are you doing? 18 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,280 Walkin' the talk. 19 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,000 - No, no, no, no! - He runs at the window. 20 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,920 You know, to prove it was shatterproof. 21 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Holy shit! 22 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,240 Turns out it wasn't. 23 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,960 Everybody's gotta have a hobby. For me, it was the Darwin Awards. 24 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,880 There we are. 25 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:31,760 Okay, I guess you could say it was actually more of an obsession. 26 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,320 But I just couldn't help trying to imagine... 27 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:39,760 what type of personality it would take to meet such strange fates. 28 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:43,160 Why am I so obsessed with analyzing personalities? 29 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,040 Well, that's my dayjob. 30 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:51,560 I'm a criminal profiler for the S.F.P.D., Homicide. 31 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,600 Hey. Hey. Hey. Stay on the other side of the tape. 32 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,480 Oh, you got it. You got it. Behind this tape. Perfect. 33 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:07,280 That numb-nuts have clearance to be here? 34 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:13,080 The chief said I'd been selected to be followed around by this documentary filmmaker. 35 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,560 Said it would be good for P.R. 36 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:17,840 Truthfully, hejust seems like some kid out of college. 37 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:20,720 You know, originally when you asked about filming me... 38 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,160 I thought you meant a couple of hours. 39 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,080 It's been two days. 40 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,880 Just keep going about your job as if I'm not here. 41 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,600 Just pretend I'm invisible. 42 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,680 This guy was starting to get on my nerves. 43 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,520 What are you eating? 44 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,800 - You still here? - What were you dreaming about? 45 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,440 Why liquid soap? 46 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:47,040 I'm considered the best profiler on the force. 47 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,760 It's a talent that began back in fourth grade. 48 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,840 I see a couple problems with your story. 49 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,760 What problem? 50 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,120 First, you had to have been in the liquor store alone. 51 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,720 Second, he was a Seventh-day Adventist... 52 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,760 so why would he be in the liquor store? 53 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,040 It's not fair we have to do recess inside all year 'cause of you. 54 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,680 - Who says I did it? - You have a problem with authority. 55 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,600 Miss Fong flunked you in math. 56 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:22,960 And... the wood chips on the strongbox matches your Louisville Slugger exactly. 57 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,000 You tell Miss Fong, and it's your ass, Burrows! 58 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,280 Fourth grade was also the beginning of another lifelong condition. 59 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,760 - Hematophobia. Fainting response to the sight ofblood. 60 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,200 My ability to connect the facts... 61 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,160 never really helped my popularity... 62 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,080 but at least it provided a job. 63 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,600 - We got plenty of Polaroids. - These are digital. 64 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:54,080 I'm takin' a extra set. You know, for Burrows. 65 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,560 If that little shit wants to help out with this investigation... 66 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,000 let him get his ass down here just like everybody else. 67 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,040 He did. He's outside. 68 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:12,440 So... 69 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,320 what made you choose me for this project anyway? 70 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,840 You were the only one on the force who agreed to do it. 71 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,760 Oh. 72 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:23,880 Five dead in four weeks. 73 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:27,320 It seemed like a serial case, and no one could solve it. 74 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,760 That meant it fell in my lap. 75 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,280 - Hi, Bill. - Okay. 76 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,400 Give me perps under six feet with size 14 shoes. 77 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,880 Check the clothing records at Quentin and Folsom. 78 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,560 S.F.P.D. here. Working overtime. 79 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,640 Just ignore the camera. 80 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,400 - It's not all doughnuts and broads. - Oh, please. Don't encourage him. 81 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,800 Nobody under six feet's gonna have size 14... 82 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,240 Whoa! Look at this. 83 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,240 At least 378 people do. 84 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,200 Those footprints were half as deep as the others. 85 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:00,760 Guy couldn't have weighed more than 140. 86 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:04,920 - Isolate for guys with some college. Lit majors. - Why? 87 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,040 Locations of the attacks... Hughes Laundromat... 88 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,960 Gates Apartments, Eliot Business College... 89 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,480 They're all names of poets. 90 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,360 Here's your short lit major cons with big feet. 91 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,960 I'd suggest you bring all five of'em in. 92 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,520 This perp's gonna be in deep hiding. 93 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,560 Criminology 101. Serial killers always follow the investigation of their crime. 94 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:34,560 "Hematophobia. Debilitating disorder, unresponsive to treatment." 95 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,840 Another fuckin' useless book. 96 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:01,640 You should leave. Now. Leave. 97 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:05,560 Police! Follow my command! Move down here nice and slow. 98 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,480 Nice and slow. That's it. 99 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,400 - What is this? Cops? - Get down on your knees! 100 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:12,640 Get on your knees! Interlace your fingers behind your head! 101 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,400 - Call 911. - I can't interfere. I have to keep filming. 102 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,760 - What? - It's part of the documentary process, man. 103 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,640 - You have to remain an objective observer. - You're fucking useless. 104 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,560 Yeah. This is Officer Burrows. 105 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,520 I need immediate backup on Columbus and Kerouac. Yeah. 106 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,600 Am I gonna have to sign a release? 107 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,640 Shut the fuck up! 108 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,280 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 109 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,840 "This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper." 110 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,640 That is the most over-quoted poem in modern lit. 111 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,560 What? Did you have to memorize that for your 11 th grade English class? 112 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,480 Fuck off. 113 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,960 Well, then. 114 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,160 Oh, my God. 115 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:07,440 - Turn it off. Turn it the fuck off! - Please don't. No, please don't. 116 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:05,800 Isn't this over? I'm not a cop anymore. 117 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:10,360 - There's nothing left to film. - A documentary is like a river. 118 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,280 You follow its natural course until it's... 119 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,360 Oh, just shut up and give me back the apartment keys. 120 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,320 What are you doin'? 121 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,760 - If I tell you, will you go away? - For tonight. 122 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,600 I'm looking at all the bills I can't pay... 123 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:41,400 Rent, Visa, electricity, insurance. 124 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,960 Okay, what's goin'on? 125 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,120 What's that? 126 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,280 What are you doin'? What's that? 127 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,880 You can't follow me. 128 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:09,600 - What did you say this was for? - Student film. 129 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:13,360 It's also a helpful research tool. 130 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,280 Mr. Burrows... 131 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:20,320 First Fidelity Life and Casualty already has the most complete profiles in the business. 132 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:24,440 Yeah, you've got risk profiles for heart disease, cancer, even drunk driving. 133 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,360 But nothing for these Darwin Award types. 134 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,240 But you have no experience in insurance profiles. 135 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:33,280 I was the best on the force at personality profiles... Predicting people's behavior. 136 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,080 Yeah, but we already have a full staff of actuaries... 137 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,400 I can tell you what kind of underwear you're wearing. 138 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,320 - Excuse me?... - Bikini-cut briefs. 139 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,760 Color? Probably red. 140 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,240 - No, make that black. - How do you... 141 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,480 If that were the case, how would you... 142 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:51,400 You have pictures of your wife on your desk, but not of children. 143 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,600 Bikini-cut briefs drastically reduce a man's fertility. 144 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:57,280 Being in the insurance industry, my guess is you're aware of this... 145 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:01,120 and your fertility restriction is by design. 146 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,520 Probably 'cause you're having an affair. 147 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:07,360 Given your age andjob status, there's a 62% chance you're having an affair anyway. 148 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:11,440 But the two gifts in your office make it a certainty. 149 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:15,440 One from Gump's, obviously for your wife... 150 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,400 probably bought out of guilt. 151 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:22,920 The other, from Sugarpuss on Haight Street... 152 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,600 which, let's just say, is not where one shops for their wife. 153 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,920 According to psychological studies... 154 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,920 black is the color chosen by men in midlife crisis trying to rebel... 155 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:40,680 but who, in fact, are simply... terrified of death. 156 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,720 Damn. 157 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,760 - Could you turn the camera off, please? - You got it. 158 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,360 Why... 159 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:57,160 Why should First Fidelity care about these Darwin cases? 160 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:02,600 The cases I describe in my report cost your company $22 million per annum. 161 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,520 - That's last year alone. - Jesus. 162 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,840 - You said there's no profile. - Right. 163 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,600 Well, we create one. 164 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:15,120 You can predict a person's fate based on three traits. 165 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:20,160 For instance, if you weigh over 250 pounds, use bar soap rather than liquid... 166 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:25,040 and don't have a nonskid surface in your shower, you have a 2.2% chance of... 167 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,200 That's worldwide. 168 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,720 Sad thing is, 90% of these accidents are preventable. 169 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,240 Just requires a little precaution. 170 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,360 Get someone to study these Darwin Award types... 171 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,320 find three common risk factors, you got your profile. 172 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:50,760 Screen against this profile, you'll save $22 million per annum. 173 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,960 Okay. Okay. You begin immediately... 174 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,800 and, um, you start with... with those. 175 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,320 These cases are all over the country. See, I don't travel. 176 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:05,920 - I've never been out of San Francisco. - Well, that's a deal-breaker. 177 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,400 You have four weeks to prove your theory. If you're right, you have a job. If not... 178 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,120 Four weeks isn't nearly enough time. 179 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,840 I'm gonna pair you with a claims investigator. 180 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:19,160 And she specializes in, um, unusual cases. 181 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,680 Jim, you mind? 182 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,600 Zippy Cola is a client of First Fidelity. 183 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:44,400 They've got a potential wrongful death suit on their hands. 184 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,560 You nervous? 185 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,480 No. Feels good to be working again. 186 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,480 That's a lot ofblood. 187 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,600 Ugh. Gross. 188 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,600 Could you please not... Oh, my God. 189 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,560 Yeah. I've got enough for now. 190 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,120 Has anybody checked the coins? 191 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,000 Who the hell's this guy? 192 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,640 Who the fuck is this guy? 193 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,560 I have everything I need. Thank you. 194 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,040 I just noticed his right sleeve is ripped. 195 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:40,760 Seriously. Who the fuck are you and what the fuck is this camera doing here? 196 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:45,120 Hello? Can you look at me when I'm talking to you? 197 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,040 Are you crazy? 198 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,000 My name is Burrows and... 199 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,440 Are you all right? 200 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,920 Of course. Just a little light-headed. 201 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,200 Listen. 202 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:07,200 I'm Siri Taylor. I'm the claims investigator. 203 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:11,560 And, uh, you are here only to observe. 204 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:16,040 So if you get another theory about our client's liability... 205 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,880 Well, I do have a theory regarding your client's liability. 206 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,920 People think motive analysis is unimaginative. 207 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,280 It's actually the opposite. 208 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,200 If you imagine all the possible scenarios... 209 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:31,880 you'll find the one most likely. 210 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:39,640 Who... is in fact... your daddy? 211 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,600 I am. 212 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,480 Come on! 213 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:59,400 Piece of shit! 214 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:07,240 You like that? Come to papa. 215 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,200 Come to papi. 216 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,080 Oh. Oh, shit. 217 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,840 Any second now you can go ahead and... wipe that smile off your face. 218 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,880 Hello? 219 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,040 I'm actually originally from South Bend. 220 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,840 I moved here for love. I know. It's, like, the oldest story in the book. 221 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:52,240 I needed my space, and much like you... 222 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,840 she, uh, wouldn't let me go. 223 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:58,000 Hey. Hey! 224 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,280 Hey! Hey! I'm in here! 225 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,960 Hey! Hello! 226 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:07,240 You minimum-wage asshole! 227 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,120 I'm in here! Motherfucker. 228 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,800 Oh, shit. 229 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,680 The building will be closed till Monday morning. 230 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,120 Have a nice weekend. 231 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,360 That's great. 232 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:37,600 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 233 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,600 Guys like Emile here... 234 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,400 they spend their whole lives testing the system. 235 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:49,880 Sooner or later, it's gonna catch up with 'em. 236 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,800 This is the way the world ends. 237 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,240 First of all, theories are bullshit. 238 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,560 "B", the legs on that machine, they failed. 239 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:11,080 So we have liability. Thirdly, this dickhead has to go. 240 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,880 - It was criminal tampering. - We only deal in hard proof. 241 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,800 Open up the machine. Check the inside for his prints. 242 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,600 Okay. You want enough rope to hang yourself? Fine. 243 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:26,120 One condition. You're wrong, and you get some other investigator. 244 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,560 All right. All right. 245 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:34,080 But if I'm right, we investigate my bullshit theories on these cases. 246 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,240 Hmm. 247 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,600 The deceased's prints coat the inside of all the machines. 248 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,520 You on the job? 249 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,280 Used to be. S.F.P.D. 250 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:59,720 Also seems I've saved Zippy Cola from a multimillion-dollar suit. 251 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,440 There's a non-tampering clause. See? 252 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,160 - Does that help Emile Travers? - No. 253 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,120 But he was clearly in the wrong. 254 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,760 Oh, God. What the hell are you doing? 255 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,040 Just analyzing motivation. 256 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,720 Analyzing motivation. 257 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,440 It's simple. Greedy bastard didn't want to pay. 258 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:32,560 Got his hand caught in the cookie jar. 259 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,200 It's not a question of greed. Travers made over six figures. 260 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,600 He could afford cheese crackers. He did it to win. 261 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,520 - To feel like he was beating the system. - Fascinating. 262 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:46,360 So, tell me. Why are we going all the way to fucking Minnesota... 263 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:49,120 for a simple stolen car claim? 264 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,280 I picked Minnesota... 265 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:55,840 - 'cause the town hasn't had a stolen car in 42 years. - So? 266 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,040 So, the chances of a brand-new car being stolen... 267 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:02,680 in a town that hasn't had a theft in 42 years is 3,000-to-1. 268 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,520 Oh, thank you. 269 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,880 - Thank you. - I ordered steamed vegetables. 270 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,960 Yeah, you know, hot dish is all we have after breakfast. 271 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,320 - What is that? - A spork. 272 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,840 A spork. 273 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,160 Combination of spoon and fork. 274 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,000 Right. 275 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,160 Of course. Of course. 276 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:37,120 For an ex-cop, you're kind of a pussy, aren't you? 277 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,960 I'm not used to traveling. So what? 278 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,120 I'm not talking about that. The cashier. 279 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,400 You've been checking her out for, like, 20 minutes... 280 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,360 but you haven't said anything. 281 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,040 I don't have time to... 282 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,960 - I'm here to concentrate on work. - Right. 283 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,880 Okay, listen, Casanova. 284 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,040 When we go to interview this car claim, just let me do the talking. 285 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,960 All right? 286 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:15,200 Spork. 287 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:23,360 First rule of investigation: Notice everything. 288 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:27,400 - Would you like a cookie? - Oh, no, thank you. 289 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,760 Um, according to the form here, Mr. Sparrow... 290 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,360 it says the men took the car from you at gunpoint, correct? 291 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,840 - Yeah, that's how Bob got shot. - How completely terrifying. 292 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:41,160 Um, could you, for the record, just repeat the description of the men? 293 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,640 Oh, well, they were, uh, bad guys. 294 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,840 They were definitely, uh, you know, from the city there. 295 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,760 They weren't from around here. I would have known 'em. 296 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,000 Okay, so, bad men from the city. 297 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,000 Thank you, Mr. Sparrow. We're done. 298 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,080 - We're what? - Done. 299 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:03,400 Oh, I don't want any trouble. I just... I want the money back for my truck, is all. 300 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,400 Why are you making it so complicated? 301 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,920 I go through a hundred cases a year. 302 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,040 Ninety-nine percent of them are just plain accidents. 303 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:16,960 I mean, if he was lying... The things, they just happen. It's fate. 304 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,080 I believe in behavior, not fate. 305 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,120 So lightning comes shooting out of the sky... 306 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,520 and you're gonna blame the poor slob who got hit by it? 307 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,800 If he's playing golf during a thunderstorm, yes! 308 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,720 God. 309 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:36,160 Well, so what if I just decided to walk out here on the oh-so-dangerous ice. 310 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,400 No, no. I wouldn't do that if I were you. 311 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,720 Yeah, you probably wouldn't unzip your fly without assessing the risk first. 312 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,880 You know, you're being stupid. You're not being funny. 313 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:47,520 And 20% of back injuries occur on... Siri! 314 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:52,720 I'm coming! Shit. 315 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,640 You all right? 316 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:03,840 No. Yeah. I mean... It's just the fish. 317 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,640 Oh, Jesus. Sounds like you have a concussion. 318 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:15,840 No. No, dummy. The fish in the trees. 319 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,600 The fish in the... 320 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,520 Everywhere. 321 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,960 They have carbon burns on them. 322 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:46,520 In this culture, the number 40 takes on an ominous tone. 323 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:55,120 There's a rise in recreational accidents for men between the ages 40 and 42. 324 00:23:55,200 --> 00:24:00,200 Probably because men of that age can afford the recreational equipment to do the damage. 325 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,600 Damn. 326 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,320 - Goddamn. - That's right. Goddamn. 327 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,600 - Uh, what's she get per gallon? - Who gives a shit? 328 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,760 - Ow! - Watch the tire. 329 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,680 Oh, yeah! 330 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,400 - Ten cylinders, fuel injected! - Fuck you! 331 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,680 Okay? Fuck you for having this truck before I did! 332 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,600 Yeah, fuck me is right, eh? 333 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,760 Sparrow had been in three vehicular accidents. 334 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,760 - Ready, Max? - But other than that, his record was clean. 335 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,400 Come on, boy. Come on. 336 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,640 Max! Good boy, Max. 337 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,840 This lake sucks. All the ducks are gone! 338 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,360 - Let's get some fish. - Yeah! Ice fishin'! 339 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:54,840 - This is gonna take an hour! - I got a better idea. 340 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:59,840 Recreational use ofhigh explosives is illegal in all 50 states. 341 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:04,480 But about 3,000 times a year, men like Tom Sparrow seem to find them. 342 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,680 - Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. - I got this from Wally down at the plant. 343 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,000 Well, I figure instead of busting our asses... 344 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,360 diggin' a hole in there, we'll just use this. 345 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,960 Hey, shit. Be careful with that. 346 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,280 Relax, it's got an extra-long fuse. 347 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,440 Besides, I almost made quarterback in high school. 348 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,000 - Jesus Christ! - What are you doin'? 349 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,240 Stop fuckin' around! Throw it! 350 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,680 Man. 351 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,240 - This is what it's all about. - I guess. 352 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,200 Heel, Max! 353 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,840 - You know, Max could get hurt. - Heel, Max! Heel! 354 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,640 He's fetching! Drop it! 355 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,640 Drop it, Max! Drop it! 356 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,720 Tom, what do we do now? 357 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,360 Run! 358 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,280 Run! 359 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,920 - Whoa! Fuck. - We gotta shoot! 360 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,160 No, Max! 361 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,880 - No! - Fuck! 362 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,000 Oh! 363 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,240 Bob! It's freezing! 364 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:51,800 - Hold up! Hold up! - One thing I've learned studying people. 365 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:56,120 Bravery and stupidity aren't mutually exclusive traits. 366 00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:00,480 In fact, you might argue they're one and the same. 367 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,040 Bob! Oh! Bob! 368 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,640 Hey. You're zoning out again. 369 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,280 I want to go to the hospital. Visit the one who was shot. 370 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:30,080 Oh, come on. Come on. We're behind schedule already. 371 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,640 Besides, the case is closed. You didn't learn anything. 372 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,640 Correction. We learned he had a history of military surplus... 373 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,320 car accidents, and he's a second child. 374 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,120 Just like Emile Travers. 375 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,760 Hey, you just hate the fact that the rookie solved the case. 376 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,480 - Hey! Who found the fish? - You fell. 377 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,800 It's not like you thought, "I'm gonna lie down and look for fish in the trees." 378 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,320 - You fell. - Fine, yeah, I fell. Falling. 379 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,680 Something you wouldn't have thought to do... 380 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,800 because you're too chickenshit to go out on the ice in the first place. 381 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,640 Laughing is not objective. 382 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,400 Before, these Darwin cases werejust a puzzle to solve. 383 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,640 Now I was connecting them to names and faces. 384 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,760 I wasn't satisfiedjust studying these accidents anymore. 385 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,280 I wanted to find a way to prevent them. 386 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,800 Sorry. Nurse! 387 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,440 Can you speed up a little bit? 388 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,200 Two-lane highways with broken lines are the most dangerous roads. 389 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,960 Seventy percent of accidents occur over the speed limit. 390 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,040 You're going 35 in a 45-mile-an-hour zone. 391 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:05,320 Most studies have a plus or minus 10% error. 392 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,680 I'm correcting for that. 393 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,360 - What is this? - The Piano Man. 394 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,240 He rocks. He's a musical genius. 395 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,320 It's been proven that soft music reduces stress. 396 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,240 - Lost your crazy mind. - Too hard-core for you? 397 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,160 Fuck. 398 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,920 What's so unusual about this life insurance claim... 399 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,040 that we're driving all the way to Nevada? 400 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,960 There's no body. No leads. 401 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,280 Except for one unusual piece of evidence. 402 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,960 Forget it. Got nothin'. 403 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,320 No wreckage. 404 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,400 How far do the skid marks extend? 405 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,360 Uh, 2.8 miles. 406 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,880 No. You didn't look far enough. 407 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,760 Listen, buddy, it's over. 408 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,960 We've got a million-dollar life insurance claim and no body. 409 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,560 How do you explain these? 410 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,800 You know what? It's not my job to, unless there's a body. 411 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:56,800 Didn't you stop to think something leaving a 2.8 mile skid mark... 412 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,040 was going inexplicably fast? 413 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:04,080 Listen, we searched a hundred-yard radius... 414 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,800 on both sides of the skids and found nothing. 415 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,920 No. I mean really fast. 416 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,360 There's metal in the skid marks melted to the pavement. 417 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,400 From what? 418 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,720 Melted wheels. 419 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,640 When a man oflimited means... 420 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,680 has a million-dollar life insurance policy, it raises questions. 421 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,160 Foul play by the beneficiary must always be considered. 422 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,520 Suicide, if proven, is cause for cancellation. 423 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,400 You like her, don't you? 424 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,920 That's a bullshit question. 425 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,880 Now why is it a bullshit question? 426 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:03,720 You see, your whole "film school" objective observer theory is bullshit. 427 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,520 You're trying to get me to say certain things to create some kind of story. 428 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,560 Hey, it's all real footage, man. 429 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:15,240 No. It's the 90 minutes of footage you're gonna choose from hundreds of hours of tape. 430 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,120 Then you're gonna edit it to make someone look like the bad guy... 431 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,600 or someone look like the hero. 432 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:24,640 The only problem is, there are no heroes here. 433 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,720 Ow! 434 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,480 Harvey! Will you cut that racket out? 435 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:41,480 In many ways, Harvey was a model X-factor candidate. 436 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,160 He had the classic second-child personalities. 437 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:48,800 Stan, do you ever get the feeling there's a whole other world out there? 438 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,800 What? Like Europe? 439 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,560 On the surface, a second child is a responsible citizen. 440 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,320 Premium, right? 441 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,920 No. Mid-grade's fine. Thanks. 442 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,880 This has got fuel injection. You want it to run clean. 443 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,320 Just mid-grade. 444 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,280 But boiling just below the exterior of the second child... 445 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,960 is a competitive risk taker who craves attention. 446 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,120 Been working on my own car a bit. 447 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,640 She ain't much, but she's got a hell of a lot of torque. 448 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:31,120 Keep the change. 449 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,640 Oh, faster! 450 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,560 You can go faster, baby. 451 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,640 Oh, as fast as you can. Come on. 452 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:51,640 Oh! Go as fast as you can, please? 453 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,840 No, faster! You can go faster, baby, please? 454 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,080 All right, I'll go as fast as I can. 455 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,040 - That's it. - What's it? 456 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,400 One of the largest safety risks... 457 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,320 is the unregulated sale of military surplus. 458 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,560 Whoa. Whoa. 459 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,480 Man. Huh. You guys are mad at somebody. 460 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,400 Hey, Harvey, grenades. 461 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,360 Oh, I wouldn't touch that if I was you. 462 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,440 - Why? Is it live? - Legally, we can't give you an answer to that question. 463 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,160 - That's pretty cool. - How many of these do you have? 464 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,120 Well, how many do you need? 465 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,040 Hey, Harvey. Look at that. 466 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,720 Am I good? Or am I bad? 467 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,760 I don't know. Somewhere in between, probably. 468 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,280 - What the hell is that? - Ain't for sale. 469 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,680 - Not for sale? - Barry, you know I've been saving that thing. 470 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,280 - For what? - I don't know. 471 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,040 - How much? - I got that from one of those boys on the military base. 472 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,360 What in God's name you wanna do with that thing, Harvey? 473 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,880 Joleen, are you proud of me? 474 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,560 Like on TV, when you see someone do something incredible. 475 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,160 Think I could be someone like that? 476 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:35,080 I don't know. I've never met anybody incredible before. 477 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,360 Stan, this is your station. 478 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,280 I'm gonna go a mile back up the road. 479 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,200 Well, how can I film it? 480 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,360 Don't worry. I'll be coming by in no time at all. 481 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,880 As soon as you hear the ignition, start filming. 482 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:11,200 Okay. Harvey, you know, if we film this we're not gonna get in trouble? 483 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,600 - 'Cause I'm on that probation. - No, Stan. 484 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,360 We're not gonna be in trouble. We're gonna be on TV. 485 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,080 Okay. 486 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,920 Harvey, you're not gonna get yourself hurt, right? 487 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,040 Nah, don't worry. I'm not gonna let anything happen. 488 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:32,720 Harvey. Am I good, or am I bad? 489 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,840 You're just a little bit bad. 490 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,920 But what's wrong with that? 491 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:44,080 - The JATO rocket is designed to add thrust... - Careful. 492 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,320 ...to overloaded transport planes like C-130s... 493 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:52,200 which, fully loaded, weigh in excess of 200 tons. 494 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,080 Harvey's Chevy weighed less than two. 495 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:12,320 Harvey accelerated to 50 miles per hour before he began the ignition sequence. 496 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,840 The first two switches mixed the fluids. 497 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:27,120 Once mixed, they become one of the most potent rocket fuels on earth... 498 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:32,160 unleashing a force beyond the imagination of Harvey Wedstone. 499 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,040 Okay. Harvey should be here in about five minutes. 500 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,440 I'm not sure if this is gonna work. 501 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,280 By the time Harvey hit the brakes... 502 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,320 the car was already going 250 miles per hour. 503 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,720 Then the peak burn hit. 504 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,960 Oh, my God! 505 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,680 Harvey managed to pull the parking brake. 506 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:06,080 This would have been of no use... 507 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,560 because at 300 miles per hour the tires melted. 508 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:25,760 Tellis Pearlman saw his fate coming from the east at 400 miles per hour. 509 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:31,360 Forces usually reserved for wind tunnel tests were now ripping the car apart. 510 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:43,480 The more I learn about this man, the more I feel a strange admiration. 511 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,960 Harvey made a brave decision. 512 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,400 With three seconds ofburn left, Harvey veered out of the Pearlmans'way... 513 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,440 hitting the sloped shoulder. 514 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:03,200 The trajectory sent Harvey to an apex of 300 feet. 515 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,600 I did it! I fucking did something! 516 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,760 What happened? 517 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:30,160 Nothing. I fell asleep at the wheel. 518 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:33,560 Kids, kids. Quiet. 519 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,520 Your father's lost his mind again. 520 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:39,200 Two days later, Pearlman reported to the air force... 521 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:42,400 a U.F.O. that came and went in the blink of an eye. 522 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,560 Mama! 523 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,320 - Stan, reverting to his criminal instincts, ran. - Mama! 524 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,480 Okay, well, um, it was coming toward... 525 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,480 It was like a flashlight, and there was an explosion. 526 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,360 It was going about 3,000 miles an hour. 527 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:59,720 - 3,000 miles an hour? - At least 3,400 miles. 528 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,640 Very fast. 529 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,040 Mr. Pearlman, could it have been your imagination? 530 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,040 He has no imagination! He's completely insane. 531 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,120 He ordered 22 cases of paper towels. Had them shipped to the house. 532 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,600 And you don't have a history of narcotics. 533 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:16,120 It happened. I was driving with my family in the car. 534 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,480 I had my children in the back, and it happened. 535 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,400 One more second and we would have just been in an accident. 536 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,560 Siri, he saved the Pearlmans'lives. 537 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,480 He's actually kind of a hero. 538 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,400 What? Listen. 539 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,320 Two years ago in Louisiana... 540 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,400 a single mother and her three kids lost their house in a flood. 541 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,000 I had to look her in the eyes and deny that claim. 542 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,680 I am sure as hell not gonna give a million dollars... 543 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:42,240 to some idiot who strapped a JATO rocket to the back of his Chevy. 544 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,440 Look at the trajectory. He was home free. 545 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,880 The rocket was burned out, then he swerved. 546 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,320 - The claim is rejected. - What? 547 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:53,600 Man, you are losing it. We've got, like, 20 minutes. Come on. 548 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,680 Jesus. 549 00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,040 Don't you have to go back to school at some point? 550 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,680 - This is my thesis project. I can take as long as I want. - Great. 551 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:06,400 Could you be any louder and more obnoxious? 552 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:21,320 "You can't beat me, but keep fishing for clues." 553 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,280 God, don't you ever stop? 554 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,520 If I don't meet this deadline... 555 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:30,280 my life, the one I was planning for, is over. 556 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,720 It's just that it's always steamed vegetables... 557 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,400 and safety belts with you. 558 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,440 Doing the right thing. 559 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,520 It's like you're... you're punching a clock 24-7. 560 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,000 Well, the world's a dangerous place 24-7... 561 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:51,760 and if you're weak or you make a mistake at a wrong moment, somebody gets hurt. 562 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,960 Somebody maybe even dies. 563 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,240 And it doesn't help when someone won't make a lousy cell phone call for you... 564 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,160 at a critical moment. 565 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:09,120 Burrows. So what is it? You want us all to live to be 100? 566 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,400 Sure. Why not? I'd love to live to 100. 567 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:18,360 Even if it meant giving up everything and basically having no life at all? 568 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,400 I think I got a pretty good life, actually, Siri. 569 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,760 What am I giving up? Uh, hot dogs? Cigarettes? Explosives? 570 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,840 You know what I mean. Come on. 571 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,800 Mmm! 572 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,960 See the girl behind the counter? 573 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,560 Tell her I'm your fianc�e, and I just broke it off. Broke your heart. 574 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,160 Then ask her for a drink when she gets off work. 575 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,200 Um, you know, a shoulder to cry on, that type of thing. 576 00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:05,400 Now, when she says yes, play track two off Wilco's Summer Teeth album. 577 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,320 It's in the car. 578 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,840 I have no intention of, um... 579 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,880 And even if I did, I certainly wouldn't use Wilco. Wilco? 580 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,520 You don't deserve Wilco. Just trust me. 581 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:23,880 Look at her. She's totally small-town America. 582 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,800 She's probably desperate. 583 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:29,080 If you have any kind of pulse, you'll do it. 584 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,360 It's over! We're through! 585 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:43,520 You even begin to follow me over there, and that's it, this is over. Got it? 586 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,880 Yeah, good. 587 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,080 Here... 588 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,720 Did she say yes? 589 00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,880 Her name's Zoe. Meeting her at 11:00. 590 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:08,400 What do you think of when you hear the phrase, "You can't beat me?" 591 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,360 Um, sex? 592 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,720 Damn. 593 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,720 Death trap. 594 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,600 Always be prepared. 595 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,000 Oh, yeah. 596 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,680 Goddamn! 597 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:21,040 God! Thank you, Jesus. 598 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:24,240 Oh, God! Jesus! 599 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:29,880 If you have a soul, you will help me. 600 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,920 You know how war photographers can't interfere no matter what atrocity is being committed... 601 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,320 No! 602 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,560 You will burn in hell for this. 603 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,360 Help! Help! 604 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,200 Help! Help! 605 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,160 - Burrows? - Help! 606 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:56,840 - Help! - Sorry. 607 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:03,000 And I didn't even think you knew how to have a good time! 608 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,440 I was just, the... It was... I was trying to avoid the... 609 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:11,200 Let's just skip the explanations and get you down. 610 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:16,960 Wait a minute. You just stood there, not helping him? 611 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,440 Well, see, the main ethic of documentary film prevents me from... 612 00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,480 That's a really expensive camera you've got there. 613 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:26,880 Yeah, actually. Kind of is. No, please don't. No, please don't. 614 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,880 Let's just try to get you down. 615 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:37,480 What do you think of when you hear the phrase, "You can't beat me?" 616 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,400 Please don't ask me that right now. 617 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,960 No, wait... Ooh! Wait, wait, don't! 618 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,800 Yeah, but this is where the knot is. I have to. 619 00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:57,280 Look, I'm real flattered, but that is not gonna help loosen anything up right now. 620 00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,040 It's the straps. I mean the the circulation. 621 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,360 Oh, boy. Okay, I got an idea. I have an idea. 622 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,360 - Yeah? - Yeah. Okay. 623 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:09,040 - What? - One, two, three! 624 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,520 - Ow! God! - Are you okay there? 625 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:16,600 Hello? 626 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,760 - Michael? - Oh, yeah. 627 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,680 Yeah. He's right here. 628 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,080 It's your date. 629 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,880 - Hello? - Hello? 630 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,760 Oh, hi. It's you. Yeah. 631 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,800 Uh, that was my business partner. We're just... 632 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,760 Well, she's helping me... ...making me... 633 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,160 - Ah! God! - Are you okay? 634 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:37,920 Just figured something out. Ah, yeah. Yeah. 635 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,320 That's it! 636 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:42,480 Good. There's this Polynesian place around the corner. 637 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,480 They make really big drinks, and you can share them, and they have live music. 638 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,400 - It's sort of like Don Ho. - Yeah. Listen. 639 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:51,000 I'm right in the thick of... In the middle of something. 640 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,800 I think I should be with you shortly. 641 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,760 Yeah. Okay. 642 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,440 Bye. 643 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:02,240 Next time, try a bath. Have fun. 644 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,440 Thank you. 645 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,920 I give you such a perfect song, and you blow it? 646 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,920 I can barely walk, much less anything else. 647 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,320 Last night actually explained so much. 648 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,160 - I have a theory. - Really? Thank you, Dr. Freud. 649 00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:25,360 No, seriously. You are so obsessed with these Darwin cases... 650 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:28,520 that you are actually becoming one. 651 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,440 I think she's got a point. 652 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,520 No, I don't want Marcus, and I don't want the bodyguard. 653 00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,040 We'll be landing in 10 minutes, sir. 654 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,000 Christ, man, who's flying the plane? 655 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,280 I just put it on autopilot, ma'am. 656 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,840 Oh. Autopilot. Fantastic. 657 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:53,720 No. Marcus just got Carla a brand-new international driving license... 658 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,800 and we're going to rough it in the wilds of America. 659 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:12,760 The controls on the dash are... The red button there is the cruise control. 660 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,680 Cruise control? What's that? 661 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:19,080 - Cruise control is... It's like autopilot. - Oh, brilliant! 662 00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,000 Then you have the... 663 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,320 You know? I think I'm really getting the hang of this. 664 00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:39,760 - My last experience at the dentist was a nightmare. - I get that a lot. 665 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,720 There's no reason to be worried. 666 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,760 We're a team. We're a team. 667 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,480 - Darling, do you want another drink? - Magic, lovey, magic. 668 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:52,040 Magic. Yeah. I'm going to put you on a little autopilot, lovey. 669 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,880 Go do your thing. 670 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:02,160 Darling... 671 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,560 I've got a lovely surprise for you. 672 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,400 That's very nice. 673 00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,640 Who's driving the van? 674 00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:34,760 It's on autopilot. 675 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,040 Oh, fuck. 676 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,240 I don't know if I made this clear enough... 677 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:08,760 but we're not going anywhere until we get a statement. 678 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:13,400 My lawyer says because of a pending malpractice suit, I can't make any statement. 679 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:17,200 How am I supposed to... 680 00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:19,520 I'll take a written statement from you, Mr. Harris. Thank you. 681 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,720 You know what this is? This is the medical report. 682 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,960 It's got your dental impressions. 683 00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:30,600 And, well, I mean, your wearing a diaper makes it pretty goddamn obvious what happened. 684 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:35,120 And frankly, I don't give a shit if you're too embarrassed to talk about it. 685 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:39,840 What my partner means to say is, we need a moment alone. 686 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:43,760 Lesions on the base of the penis! Come on! 687 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,520 - Come on, what? - She was giving him head! 688 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:51,160 And you say my theories are out there! 689 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:55,320 It's bullshit! She gave him a blow job! 690 00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,800 You know these X-factor types of yours? 691 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,800 They may die young, but they sure have more fun in the process. 692 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:16,720 Okay, I admit your theory on that case had some probability of... 693 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,040 Oh, come on. It was obvious from the get-go. 694 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:24,160 No. Yesterday, 11:33 a.m, you said it's 99.9% probable... 695 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:27,000 she was giving him a... ...giving him a... 696 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,600 Blow job. 697 00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,600 You know, I still wonder if it's even physically possible while driving... 698 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:36,080 Oh, believe me. It's possible. You want me to show you? 699 00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:39,360 Whoa! No, stop! It's all right. Okay, I admit you're right. You're right. 700 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,400 That's all it took? 701 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,160 Christ, I thought I was gonna have to solve the energy crisis or something... 702 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:47,280 - to ever hear you say that. - Funny. 703 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:51,520 Oh! Hey, if we wanna make it to Tacoma tonight we better take the interstate. 704 00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,440 Interstate goes over a 6,000-foot pass. 705 00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:57,600 It'll be ice this time of year. This road will connect us to the state highway in no time. 706 00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:08,480 All right, this cannot be the right way. The road is actually turning to dirt. 707 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,880 Everything's under control. 708 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,360 There's a cattle grate up ahead. That means there's ranches around here. 709 00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,040 Ranches? 710 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,960 Okay, and we don't have a spare? 711 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,200 One. Car's also stuck in the grate. 712 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:34,000 Excellent! My fucking battery's dead. 713 00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:39,960 - No signal. - So what's the plan? 714 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,880 Wejust wait around here until it gets dark and somehow our signal gets better? 715 00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,160 You know, I take a lot of crap from you for being prepared. 716 00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:52,560 For thinking ahead. But you're about to feel like a real idiot. 717 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,400 This balloon... 718 00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:02,240 filament wire and helium. 719 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:19,320 See, the wire acts like a long antenna, and I now have a signal. 720 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,840 Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. 721 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,760 Oh, it's too damp. 722 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,480 Fuck. 723 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,840 Remember a few years back, wasn't there, like, a couple... 724 00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,000 who ran out of gas on a desolate road... 725 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,280 and they didn't find their bodies until... 726 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,440 - That's it. There's a gas can in the car. - Do you remember? 727 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,160 I got it. 728 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,120 - Do it. Just... - I'm gettin' warm. 729 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,080 Okay. 730 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:39,200 You are one of these sorry-ass Darwin cases. 731 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,480 Should we move near the car for heat? 732 00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:49,040 No, the embers from the tires could ignite the gas tank at any moment. 733 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,560 So what that, that phrase? 734 00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,760 "Beat me"... something? 735 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,680 - Yeah. - What is that? 736 00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:03,600 Written by a perp who I let get away. 737 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,520 Only a matter of time before he hurts someone again. 738 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,400 I'm sorry about what I said before. 739 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,080 - It's just our car blew up, and... - Yeah, I know. I understand. 740 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,320 You're right. I'm... 741 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:19,200 I'm beginning to relate to these Darwin cases a little too well. 742 00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,880 It happens. 743 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,840 I have a secret... 744 00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,800 something I've never told anyone before. 745 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:34,040 Oh, shit. I'm out of tape! Damn it. 746 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,520 Oh, my God. 747 00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:46,480 That's the most incredible thing I've ever heard. I... 748 00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,680 I have a cell phone. 749 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:51,680 And it has signal too. 750 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,160 - What? - Yeah. 751 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,520 What? Wh-What? 752 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,320 I have a cell phone. 753 00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:02,480 - You have a... Show you... - No, please don't. 754 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,680 - Please don't. - I could ram a spork up your ass! 755 00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:23,920 Gesundheit. Or bless you. Whatever. 756 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:27,360 Thanks. 757 00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,400 How do they do it? 758 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,320 What? 759 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,240 People with normal lives. How do they make that happen? 760 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:44,000 You got me. Why? Is that, like, something you hope for? 761 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,440 I never hope. 762 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,360 Too disappointing. 763 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,720 It's amazing. 764 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:59,320 Some people bring danger on themselves no matter what precautions they take... 765 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:03,160 while others seem immune to the dangers of the world. 766 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,120 They do everything wrong, take no precautions... 767 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,560 cause death, damage to property. 768 00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:11,920 Yet they still live to tell about it. 769 00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:22,000 Come on, dude. Let's go! 770 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,200 Simon! Did you steal my pot again? 771 00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:27,800 No! Relax, Mom. I'll be back by 11:30. 772 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:29,760 Get back here, you little shit! 773 00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,600 - Hi, Mrs. Simon. - Oh, hi, Farley. How are ya? 774 00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,960 Let's go! 775 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,760 - Got the tickets? - Getting them from Jimbo at the parking lot. 776 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,280 - Fuck, dude! - Relax, man. 777 00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:45,920 He'll be there. Whoo! 778 00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,160 Metallica! Whoo! 779 00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:58,320 - Metallica! - Yeah, dude. We're here, man. 780 00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:02,280 Yeah! Nice parking space, dude. 781 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,360 He told me he'd be here by 8:00. 782 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,000 He's not fuckin' comin', man. 783 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:15,520 Listen to that. Metallica's taking the stage, and we're in the goddamn parking lot, man. 784 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:28,040 They're not comin' back for two years. 785 01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,200 I'll probably be dead or married by then. 786 01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,600 Hey! Hey. You wanna sell your tickets? 787 01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:35,920 - No way. - Dude, 200 bucks. 788 01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:38,840 - Nah. - Dude, 200 bucks... 789 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,520 killer weed. 790 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:44,080 All right, man. There's no price on this kind of experience. 791 01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:45,880 - Dude, I'll give you my van. - Not your ride. 792 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,480 - I'm serious, dude. - Where is it? 793 01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,080 - It's right there. - There. 794 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:54,360 - No thanks. - Idiot! 795 01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:56,360 Hey, fuck you, dude! 796 01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,840 That van has an excellent tape deck! 797 01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:02,160 Enjoy your leather pants, you fuckin' butt-hole! 798 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,040 That was beautiful, man. 799 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:10,200 You're so dedicated to Metallica that you were willing to sacrifice your ride. 800 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,880 Man, you lost your virginity in that van. 801 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:14,880 No, dude. I'm still a virgin. 802 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,880 - What about Lisa Cummings? - I only got a hand job. 803 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:20,520 Ah, fuck. 804 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:22,720 Exactly, man. What do we got? 805 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,840 Our lives are shit. 806 01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:30,200 So that's why it is our birthright at the end of the workweek... 807 01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:33,880 to get messed up and go hear fucking Metallica! 808 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:35,960 Metallica! Metallica! 809 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:55,320 I'm getting you into this concert, man. 810 01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:59,920 The chances of a fatal accident increase threefold... 811 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,480 with a blood alcohol level of over. 20. 812 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:07,200 - Come on up, man. It's easy. - Combined with another drug, such as marijuana... 813 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:09,880 the likelihood increases 10 times. 814 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:14,000 Come on, man. You can do it. 815 01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,080 Use the power of the music. 816 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,840 Thank you. 817 01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:29,280 Dude, I'm in, man! I'm in! 818 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,640 Aaah! Fuck! Shit! 819 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,040 - Dude, help me out! - What? 820 01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,920 - Help me, man! Help me! - Holy shit. 821 01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:39,120 Help me, man! Help me! 822 01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:41,880 - Use that Popeye strength from your mama. - Yeah! 823 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:43,920 Help me, man. Help me! 824 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,760 Goddamn! 825 01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:53,880 Oh, shit! 826 01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:06,320 - Simon! - I'm okay! 827 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,560 The tree, like, caught me. 828 01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,120 Oh, yeah. I love that part. Yeah. 829 01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,080 All right, dude, I'm gonna get the rope. 830 01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:17,600 No, man. I think I'm pretty close to the ground. 831 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:19,640 I don't know, dude. It looks pretty far. 832 01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:22,000 It's bushes, man. I can make it. 833 01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:24,440 No, dude. Come on. 834 01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,720 I'm gonna cut myself free... 835 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,080 and then the bushes'll catch me. 836 01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:31,280 When you fall just be loose, like stage diving. 837 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,560 - Right. - And try not to fall on your head. 838 01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:38,360 Hey. Can you shine that light down again? I want to light a bone. 839 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:47,600 Dude, I'm tokin' simultaneously. 840 01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:49,840 Yeah, man. 841 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,360 - Ah! - Oh, shit. 842 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:57,840 Simon! 843 01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:00,400 Fuck, man! You trying to kill me? 844 01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:02,680 Sorry, dude. What's the situation? 845 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,480 I think it's pretty fucked up, man! 846 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:10,480 - These are, like, sticker bushes! - Damn. 847 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:12,920 - Didn't fall on my head. - Right on. 848 01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:24,040 I got an idea. 849 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:27,880 I'm gonna tie the rope to the bumper of the van. I'm gonna throw it over to you, all right? 850 01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,000 Then I'll just ease you up, all right? 851 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:33,040 The other risk factor with simultaneous drug use... 852 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:36,560 - is seriously impairedjudgment. - Sounds like a plan. 853 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,720 - More, dude. - You got it? 854 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,240 Yeah. Yeah, I got it! I got it! 855 01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:55,480 Ah, fuck. 856 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:57,760 Oh, shit. Aah. 857 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,560 Dude! 858 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:23,240 Dude. 859 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,960 Listen. We stopped the music. 860 01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,920 The boy in the van survived. 861 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,080 His friend was not so lucky. 862 01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:38,520 Gotta make a phone call. 863 01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:57,360 Fuck. 864 01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:12,520 This is purely for investigative purposes. 865 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:21,320 What the hell are you doing? 866 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:27,120 Research. 867 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:30,040 Ah. Well, good to see you're holdin' up. 868 01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:35,720 - Neither of them is a second child. - So? 869 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:39,560 So that was the one solid trait I had linking the cases. 870 01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:43,520 Look, with the amount of money you're saving Simmons and the company... 871 01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:46,440 believe me, you're gonna get the job. 872 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:51,240 A new job... doesn't matter anymore. 873 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:54,440 If I'm gonna find a way to prevent these deaths... 874 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,600 I have to know why they do it. 875 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,200 I'll tell you why. 876 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:11,440 Do you know that companies intentionally build in mistakes to monthly bills... 877 01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:15,320 hoping you won't notice, just so they can save a few pennies? 878 01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:18,240 And insurance firms, like the one I work for... 879 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:21,320 we have a... policy... 880 01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:25,320 of rejecting every claim right off the bat. 881 01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:30,360 And if you call to dispute that claim... 882 01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:33,480 you get put on hold. 883 01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:38,760 And then you get sent through an endless maze of voice mail menus... 884 01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:41,720 until you just give up. 885 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:45,520 All these minor insults, they build up over the years. 886 01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:50,400 Finally, people just... People just lose their shit. 887 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:56,040 And you feel... 888 01:07:56,080 --> 01:08:00,320 powerless and faceless, and... 889 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:06,440 and you end up strapping a JATO rocket to the back of your Chevy. 890 01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:11,600 Let's get you some coffee. 891 01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:21,480 Oh, uh, coffee, regular. 892 01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:24,200 "You can't beat me." 893 01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:27,400 So illiterate for a lit major. 894 01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:31,840 Well, a lit major. Maybe it's a quote. 895 01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:33,800 Nah, not a quote. 896 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:39,200 Did you hear that one about the guys ice fishing using dynamite? 897 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,320 - Oh, yeah, yeah, with the dog. - Exactly. Yeah. 898 01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:45,440 What about the guy who takes a rocket and bolts it onto the car? 899 01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:47,400 - Yeah. He did a thousand miles an hour. - I heard 2,000. 900 01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:49,640 - You've gotta be kidding me. - I swear. 901 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:52,240 Harvey Wedstone. 902 01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:54,160 What? 903 01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:56,160 He had a name, and it was Harvey Wedstone. 904 01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:59,120 And he had something you'll never have... 905 01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:01,120 - an imagination. - Un-Unstable. 906 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,840 How about I don't give a shit? 907 01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:08,040 You will. 908 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,080 No! 909 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,440 Can you see me? 910 01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:37,800 Yeah. 911 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,720 Where are we? 912 01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,640 Oh, we're in my room. 913 01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:43,600 Where's the numb-nuts? 914 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:46,760 - I locked him in the bathroom. - Please let me out. 915 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:51,720 Oh, my God. Are you still high? 916 01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:54,040 'Cause this stuff is kinda strong. 917 01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:56,920 I don't know. I've never been high before. 918 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,240 It's kinda cool. 919 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:04,760 You know, I... saw the boy's face. 920 01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:07,880 And it was like I was one of them. 921 01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:11,640 - I'm starting to worry about you, Burrows. - Why? 922 01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:16,560 You gotta learn to detach from these people. 923 01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:20,000 Just let them go. 924 01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:22,560 - Well, I can't. - Oh. Be careful there. 925 01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:25,000 - I'm not like you. - What do you mean? 926 01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:26,920 Look at yourself, Siri. 927 01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:29,400 The body of that boy in the morgue... 928 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:33,160 You acted like he was just some piece of meat. 929 01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:38,480 Well, you know... I was doing my job. That's my job. 930 01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:42,960 You've been doing this for four weeks and look what it's done to you. 931 01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:47,960 You've gone from... ...from robot to rehab candidate. 932 01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:51,560 Well, I've been doing it for 10 years. 933 01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,320 And I've been doing it alone. 934 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:59,240 - Siri, I'm sorry. - I'm just not gonna sit here like you... 935 01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:02,120 and photographically remember every single death. 936 01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:04,240 I remember good things too. 937 01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:09,560 On December 3, 10:45 a.m... 938 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:13,360 your arm brushed against my shoulder... 939 01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:15,840 as we ate at the restaurant. 940 01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:19,720 On December 13, after dinner... 941 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:24,200 your hand rested on mine for a moment... 942 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,440 as you got in the car. 943 01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:32,800 Yesterday, at 5:45 p.m... 944 01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:57,200 This is gold, baby. 945 01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:01,400 Ah, shit. 946 01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:13,680 Oh, it's you. How'd you get out? 947 01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:16,440 - She had to take a shower. - Oh. 948 01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:19,320 I think she might be in the restaurant actually. 949 01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:27,400 Damn, she's... 950 01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:31,240 - Okay, okay. - Nice to meet you. Thank you for the coffee. 951 01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:34,120 - Hey. How's it goin'? - Good. Good. 952 01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:37,960 - What's going on? - What? Do... 953 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:41,360 Come on, Burrows. 954 01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:44,520 Last night was... stress relief. 955 01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,560 You know, we were both on edge. 956 01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:49,000 A little reefer involved. 957 01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:51,480 It was more than just stress relief. 958 01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:55,000 Um, you know what? Don't you have, like... 959 01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:58,000 less than five days to finish your project or else... 960 01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:01,320 How did you put it? "My life will be over." 961 01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:03,240 Sorry. 962 01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:08,480 You know, we're not the kind of people who can... 963 01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:12,480 you know, do that or have that or whatever. 964 01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:19,600 You think I don't know people. 965 01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:22,480 You're wrong. 966 01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:25,040 That was my specialty... 967 01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:30,520 Analyzing a personality, anticipating what their ultimate mistake's gonna be. 968 01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:34,280 Your father left you between the ages of four and five. 969 01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:37,640 Just old enough to have a memory of him, but it's fuzzy. 970 01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:42,800 Fuzzy enough that you can project him onto every man you encounter. 971 01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:46,600 Fear of rejection causes you to work long hours, have a job where you move constantly. 972 01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:48,520 It keeps attachments to a minimum. 973 01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:51,640 Unless it's a one-night stand. 974 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:54,440 You like those 'cause you can control the situation. 975 01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:58,120 That way you can always be the one who does the leaving. 976 01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:01,480 Tell me, genius. 977 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,480 What is my ultimate mistake gonna be? 978 01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:09,080 You'll do this pattern too long... 979 01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:14,480 To the point where you can't do anything else but be alone. 980 01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:18,800 Ow. Ow! I cut myself. 981 01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:24,720 You know what? I know what your problem is, Burrows. 982 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:27,440 You're faint of heart. 983 01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:30,200 Find yourself another partner, because I quit. 984 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:35,000 You okay, man? 985 01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:38,080 Uh, I guess I am. 986 01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:40,840 You've got to snap out of it, man. Seriously. 987 01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:43,080 You guys didn't get along anyway. 988 01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:47,400 - I guess. - I'm Mike Sugerman with Bay News Channel 1. 989 01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:50,800 San Francisco Police say the North Beach killer may have struck again. 990 01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:54,440 The body of a young 25-to-35-year-old woman was found here at... 991 01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:56,920 Son of a bitch! 992 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,760 There were no other witnesses. 993 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:06,400 Couple at the restaurant, they were... ...they were reading books. 994 01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:10,000 You don't see that much anymore. 995 01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:16,120 When I arrested the perp, I was comin'out of a bookstore. 996 01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:17,960 - You travel with your tapes? - Yeah. 997 01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:19,880 - All of them? - Yeah. 998 01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:24,400 Fast-forward. Fast-forward. 999 01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:27,760 Slow it down. 1000 01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:32,920 Freeze the frame. Zoom in. 1001 01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:39,040 - "Howl." - What's "Howl"? 1002 01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:41,360 A famous book by one of the beat poets. 1003 01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:44,080 Beat poets. 1004 01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:47,520 "You can't beat me." 1005 01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:50,440 The plans have changed. We're going to San Francisco. 1006 01:15:56,280 --> 01:16:00,320 Entering a crime scene or tampering with evidence is a felony. 1007 01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:02,600 I don't recommend it. 1008 01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:12,680 Nothing's changed. 1009 01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:17,040 I'm here 'cause numb-nuts called me and said you were about to do something stupid. 1010 01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:19,400 - Sorry. - Manipulator. Interferer. 1011 01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:21,800 Why don't you just sell out and move to Hollywood right now? 1012 01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:25,240 Listen, this is not your responsibility. 1013 01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:27,680 - Just call the police. - They won't even let me in the station. 1014 01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:30,160 And this woman, she's dead 'cause I let him go. 1015 01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:34,680 - You can't even go in there. - I'll need another set of eyes. 1016 01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:39,440 Footprints. Do you see any? 1017 01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:42,480 Um, yeah, and they're huge. 1018 01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:44,840 Good. Do you see any writing anywhere? 1019 01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:47,400 Just the menu. 1020 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,720 Well, what does it say? 1021 01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:57,000 It's so obvious. 1022 01:16:57,040 --> 01:17:01,520 The book by Ferlinghetti. Coney Island of the Mind. 1023 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,560 Hey. Look what I found. 1024 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:11,480 That's great. 1025 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:14,440 But he was referring to this book by Ferlinghetti... 1026 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:16,360 not some tourist guide. 1027 01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:19,760 Well, why don't we just go talk to this Ferlinghetti guy directly? 1028 01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:22,000 - That's a great idea. - Thank you. 1029 01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:24,600 You don't just go talk to Lawrence Ferlinghetti. 1030 01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:29,480 Well, it says right here that he owns this bookstore. 1031 01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:31,640 Um, is this guy here by any chance? 1032 01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:33,880 No. 1033 01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:36,560 I think he's having a drink over at Tosca. 1034 01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:42,280 - Buy me this? - Fuck off. 1035 01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:45,280 Sir, have you ever seen this man? 1036 01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:47,800 Oh, yeah. That guy. 1037 01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:51,880 - He was a real wannabe beat. - What do you mean? 1038 01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:53,800 Well, he filled endless notebooks with endless poems... 1039 01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:55,880 and nobody would publish them, including myself. 1040 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,040 You can imagine how the poor guy felt. 1041 01:17:58,120 --> 01:17:59,960 I don't think this man feels anything. 1042 01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:04,760 Well, as the man says, "Only the dead are disconnected." 1043 01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:08,120 I remember him. He was a real asshole. 1044 01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:12,400 Do-Do you have, uh... Any idea where we could find him? 1045 01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:14,320 I haven't seen him in years. 1046 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:17,640 I do remember that he was absolutely obsessed... 1047 01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:19,640 with Brautigan's Trout Fishing in America. 1048 01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:21,600 Fishing for clues. Of course. 1049 01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:25,120 When Brautigan was alive, he used to camp outside Brautigan's office. 1050 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:27,080 It was really creepy. 1051 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:32,440 Are you talking about that office above the bar just right across from City Lights? 1052 01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:34,680 Vesuvio's. That was the place. 1053 01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:37,880 That's a great book, by the way. 1054 01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:42,840 Okay, now it really is time to call the cops. 1055 01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:45,720 It's not like TV. You can't break in without a warrant. 1056 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:48,880 For the conviction to stick, we need evidence linking him to the murder. 1057 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,560 Yeah, but you just said we can't break in. 1058 01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:53,960 Remember those guys at the rock concert? Their idea with the rope? 1059 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,400 - Do you remember what happened to them? - They were on drugs. 1060 01:18:56,480 --> 01:18:58,760 Precisely my point. 1061 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:01,640 Listen, it'd be a good idea to have some way to record the evidence. 1062 01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:12,200 Siri, when I see the evidence, I'll give you a thumbs-up. 1063 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:15,120 - Okay. Then I call 911. - Shh. 1064 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:18,200 Yeah. 1065 01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:34,240 Bingo. 1066 01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:43,280 What the hell are you doing? How did you get down here? 1067 01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:45,480 Oh, I tied on to the other end of the rope. 1068 01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:47,720 That is too much weight. 1069 01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:55,080 Okay, maybe you're right. 1070 01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,960 Damn it! Damn right I'm right. 1071 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,280 Are you okay? What should I do? 1072 01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,360 The rope is slipping. Go up on the roof and secure it. 1073 01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:05,920 Okay. 1074 01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:13,680 No. No. Siri! Don't go up on the roof! 1075 01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:18,320 Shit! 1076 01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:20,280 I'm only gonna tell you this once. 1077 01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:22,240 Call 911 now. 1078 01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:29,600 Salutations. 1079 01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:34,440 No! 1080 01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:36,400 - You talked to Ferlinghetti. - You can't! 1081 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:38,960 - Don't give 'em more evidence! - I don't think I am. 1082 01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:42,920 You see, I happen to remember your peculiar frailty. 1083 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:45,480 - No! Don't! - Ow! Fucker! 1084 01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:48,680 Oh, the world is a beautiful place to be born into... 1085 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:52,760 if you don't much mind a few dead minds in the higher places... 1086 01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:55,880 or a bomb or two now and then in your upturned faces. 1087 01:20:57,440 --> 01:21:00,000 Burrows. 1088 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:07,760 - Catch. - Oh, shit! 1089 01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:14,280 Oh, shit! 1090 01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:18,840 Are you... Numb-nuts. 1091 01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:24,520 You could've just let me fall. Why did you hold on? 1092 01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:28,040 Instinct. 1093 01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:31,440 I didn't wanna be saved, you fucking cretin. 1094 01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:33,760 Okay. 1095 01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:37,800 We shall go no more a-roving. 1096 01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:46,160 Is he gonna be all right? 1097 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:48,720 He's got a concussion. I'm gonna take him over to S.F. General. 1098 01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:50,640 Well, can we ride with him at least? 1099 01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:52,960 No, sorry. We got no room in the ambulance. 1100 01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:56,040 In fact, buddy, you're gonna have to leave your camera here with your friends. 1101 01:21:56,080 --> 01:21:58,040 Well, then I'm not going. 1102 01:21:58,120 --> 01:22:00,360 Believe me. You are never gonna win that argument. 1103 01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:02,440 Come on. Let him keep the camera. 1104 01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:05,160 I mean, what's the harm? 1105 01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:09,280 - Insurance, for one. - Insurance? Oh. Fuck the insurance. 1106 01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:12,040 I didn't see anything. 1107 01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:17,120 All right. 1108 01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:24,920 Well, you got thejob if you want it. 1109 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:28,520 But I never found any common trait for the X-Factor. 1110 01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:33,640 Tomorrow there's gonna be another 10,000 accidents, another thousand murders... 1111 01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:36,840 A hundred thousand coronaries. 1112 01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:39,920 Burrows. 1113 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:43,560 It is not your job to save the entire world. 1114 01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:46,240 That's impossible. 1115 01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:55,400 You're right. Maybe the world's not such a dangerous place. 1116 01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:01,280 Oh, damn. I missed it. 1117 01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:05,080 - So what are you makin'?... - Oh, it's a documentary. 1118 01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:09,240 - Yeah? On what? - Uh, paramedics. 1119 01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:13,120 - No way. Really? - Just keep going about your job as if I'm not here. 1120 01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:16,040 Just pretend I'm invisible. 1121 01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:17,960 Cool, man. 1122 01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:25,680 You need anything? You all right? You cool? 1123 01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:27,760 No, dude. I'm just happy to be here. 1124 01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:31,960 - I feel sorry for you. You don't look so hot. - Can I ask one question? 1125 01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:33,960 - What the hell were you thinking? - Hey, you know. 1126 01:23:34,040 --> 01:23:36,520 Sex, drugs and rock and roll, dude. 1127 01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:39,840 You should just focus on the sex and rock and roll and forget about the drugs, huh? 1128 01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:41,800 Actually, you could probably forget about the sex too. 1129 01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:46,480 Stick to rock and roll, dude. 1130 01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:54,960 Appreciate it. 1131 01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:58,640 And this next song goes out... 1132 01:23:58,720 --> 01:24:01,360 to a dearly departed friend, Simon. 1133 01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:45,320 I fucking did something! 1134 01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:50,760 You minimum-wage asshole! 1135 01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:00,680 Your father's lost his mind again. 1136 01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:10,920 Too much Satan for one hand. 1137 01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:16,640 Damn! 1138 01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:22,240 Oh, fuck. 1139 01:25:30,480 --> 01:25:33,000 I think I'm really getting the hang of this now. 1140 01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:38,760 We shall go no more a-roving. 1141 01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:43,440 Wait... 1142 01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:45,640 Get away from there! 1143 01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:47,600 No, Max! 1144 01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:01,800 It's not all doughnuts and broads. 1145 01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:05,360 Making me... Ah! God! 1146 01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:07,760 Are you okay? 1147 01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:12,840 Okay, maybe you're right. 1148 01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:17,920 Pathetic! 1149 01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:39,560 "Only the dead are disconnected." 1150 01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:56,200 Michael? Hello? Is this Michael? 1151 01:29:56,240 --> 01:29:59,920 Should I dress up? Were you thinking about going to someplace that's upscale? 1152 01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:02,240 Because I'll have to go home and change into something else... 1153 01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:04,680 because all I have is my work clothes, and I don't wanna go someplace... 1154 01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:10,840 Hello? Hello? 1155 01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:16,640 Hello?